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[21 Jan 2012|01:53am] |
Dear Diary,
Last night I ended up leaving my flat at a quarter to eleven to buy some cat food because I realised I was out of it and if I didn't grab some I'd probably wake up the next morning less a finger.
Yours Truly,
Senior fucking Auror
Caradoc Dearborn.
P.S. Diary, your life is more interesting than mine.
[Private to the Order of the Phoenix]
And have all of you decided to quit bitching at each other? Because I was never a teenage girl and I've come this far in life believing that that wasn't something I needed to experience.
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[30 Dec 2011|03:35pm] |
[Private to Bee Wagtail]
You wouldn't mind pushing that drink back a couple hours, would you? I'm going to be held up for a bit tonight but then we can meet, if you still want.
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[28 Dec 2011|02:50am] |
Well. Christmas bender officially recovered from--just in time for the New Years depression to set in.
Sweet. I love this time of year.
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[04 Dec 2011|12:02am] |
[Private to John Dawlish]
We need to talk.
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[26 Nov 2011|08:28pm] |
[Private to the Order of the Phoenix]
I tried to find Cho Chang, I heard she was a member of Harry's little gang there and she's at the Ministry now, but I ran into some crazy-paranoid psycho in her Department who wouldn't stop asking questions and demanded to know why I was there, (Death Eater, I'm figuring) so someone else is probably going to have to do it, because I can't risk blowing my cover.
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[24 Nov 2011|11:26am] |
So me and all of my siblings (Charlie, Margaret and Karen) are adorable little Half-bloods. My father's linage dates back to roughly 1780, give or take a decade or so. My mother was a muggle, but I was tracing her back anyway and I think I found the wizarding connection. There always is one--muggleborn wizards always have a drop of blood in them somewhere from a wizarding line--and I think I found her's, through a squib relative of the Selwyns it seems.
[Private to the Order]
I honestly feel like this totally backfires the entire system.
I also feel like those assholes who have problems with muggleborns out to remember that the did come from wizards, originally.
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[17 Nov 2011|11:44pm] |
I don't know what this newspaper is talking about. Injured.
I'm fine. Rabastan isn't. Rabastan really isn't. But I'm fine.
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[15 Nov 2011|01:25am] |
It's pretty rich when I hear about what's coming down the pipe lines from the Daily Prophet before I hear about it in the office. It makes me feel real important and full of warm and fuzzy feelings.
( Private to the Order of the Phoenix )
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[08 Nov 2011|01:32pm] |
I got myself a mmmMacchiato this morning on my walk to the Ministry. I know right? Moving up in the world from day old coffee to fancy drinks with caramel and shit in them. Change, right, sometimes it can be a good thing. People all need to relax a little bit. The Ministy is doing just fine, and we don't need any more fear mongering, thanks.
[Cale Jugson]
Sorry I didn't get to congratulate you on beating me fair and square for such a badass promotion. You deserve it. I'll buy you a drink sometime. Something with alcohol, though, not caramel. We're men, afterall.
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[06 Nov 2011|08:39pm] |
Well, shit.
Guess I better head to bed early tonight. Work tomorrow is going to be one hell of a ride.
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[03 Nov 2011|12:18pm] |
Is coffee that has set out overnight with cream and milk in it still safe to drink? I'm aware that it'll go down thick, a bit sour and cold. I know that I won't get that warm 'We are the Growers, and you can taste it' feeling that I might have done were it a fresh cup, but that isn't the concern here.
Because there is a cup of day-old coffee sitting here all shiny and brilliant and right in front of me, whereas I'd actually have to get up to get a new one. And my leg is still stiff from that incident in June that landed me with a broken femur. Bloody damp weather. One day, Spain. One day. and I can pretend I don't see that tiny little layer of dust that's already settled on the cream-skin at the top of the cup. You know what they say: no mold, no problem. no one says that.
Also, if anyone wants to start a betting pool to see how long it takes for me to toss up after drinking this you ought to know that there's a good 5:1 chance it'll be around the fifteen minute.
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